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THC 22%
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Cat Piss Feminized

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Cat Piss Feminized seeds. A sativa cultivar at 22% THC delivering creative, euphoric, uplifted. Grow figures from named sources.

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About Cat Piss Feminized

Can I grow Cat Piss outdoors in the UK? Absolutely. This 25/75 sativa is well-suited to the UK outdoor season running April through October. Expect taller plants that appreciate the long summer daylight hours — give it room to stretch and you will be rewarded with impressive cola development. Flowering takes within 65 days, placing your harvest window squarely in September or October for most UK latitudes.

What kind of yield should I realistically expect? We do not publish a per-strain yield figure for this cultivar, so treat any number you see elsewhere with caution. Yield depends far more on your lighting, pot size, feeding and training than on genetics alone. At 22% THC and a limonene-forward terpene profile, the quality-to-effort ratio makes Cat Piss genuinely worthwhile.

Is this strain forgiving for newer growers? Reasonably so. A grower with basic knowledge of pH, feeding schedules, and light cycles will manage fine. It is not the most forgiving plant if you neglect it entirely, but it will not collapse at the first missed watering either.

More Questions UK Growers Ask About Cat Piss

What growing medium works best for this strain? For maximum flavour complexity, organic soil blended with 30% perlite and enriched with slow-release amendments (blood, fish and bone, rock phosphate, kelp meal — all readily available at a garden centre or your local hydroponics shop). For maximum yield, coco coir with automated fertigation at EC 1.4-1.8 during bloom. Both approaches produce excellent results with this sativa genetics.

How does it handle British summer heat? Better than most. The open canopy structure allows heat to dissipate naturally. In a rare UK heatwave (32°C+), midday wilting may occur but recovery is swift once temperatures drop. Shade netting at 30% reduces intensity without significantly impacting growth.

When should I start feeding bloom nutrients? Within the first week of visible pistil formation. This cultivar's 25/75 genetics shifts its nutritional demand rapidly at the transition. Phosphorus and potassium uptake increases noticeably, whilst nitrogen demand drops. An organic top-dress of bat guano and sulphate of potash works well for soil growers; hydro and coco growers should switch to a bloom-ratio formula (low N, high PK) immediately.

Indoor or outdoor — which is better for this strain? Both work. Indoor gives you control over the within 65 days environment. Outdoor in the UK growing season (April-October) lets the plant reach its full potential with natural sunlight intensity that even expensive LEDs struggle to match. Flowering: within 65 days. Rated intermediate difficulty.

What to Expect When Using Cat Piss

UK customers report creative, euphoric, uplifted as the defining characteristics, and our experience aligns with that consensus. At 22% THC, this sativa sits in a potency bracket where most users find a productive sweet spot. Vaporised at 175-185°C, the initial effect is a noticeable uplift in mood and mental energy that pairs well with creative projects, long walks, or an afternoon with friends. The body remains light and mobile throughout, making this a genuine daytime option for those with THC tolerance. The Limonene/Terpinolene terpene combination imparts a flavour that lingers on the palate — zesty and bright with a clean, refreshing aftertaste.

Ideal settings: creative pursuits, social gatherings, outdoor adventures, and daytime leisure.

Terpene Breakdown

Primary: Limonene · Secondary: Terpinolene · Tertiary: Pinene. Flavour translation from flower to vapour and smoke differs with this terpene combination. Low-temperature vaporisation (180-188°C) highlights the terpinolene and pinene notes whilst keeping limonene as a foundation. Higher temperatures or combustion flatten the profile into a single-note experience — still pleasant, but lacking the complexity that makes this cultivar genuinely interesting to those who appreciate flavour.

Suitability and Recommendations

Cat Piss suits growers with fundamental skills already established. You should understand pH management, basic nutrient ratios, and light cycle requirements before committing to this cultivar — it will not hold your hand, but it will not punish minor mistakes harshly either. Photoperiod genetics give you complete control over plant size and harvest timing — extend the vegetative phase for larger plants or flip early for a quicker turnaround in compact spaces. The UK growing season (April through October) accommodates the within 65 days bloom period comfortably for outdoor cultivators across the country. Shipped discreetly across the UK with our germination guarantee.

Effects

🤩Creative
77% of people reported feeling Creative
🤗Euphoric
67% of people reported feeling Euphoric
😎Uplifted
58% of people reported feeling Uplifted
😊Happy
51% of people reported feeling Happy
🤑Energetic
44% of people reported feeling Energetic
🧠Focused
42% of people reported feeling Focused
🗣️Talkative
30% of people reported feeling Talkative
💪Motivated
31% of people reported feeling Motivated
😆Giggly
24% of people reported feeling Giggly

Strain Type

Indica 25%Sativa 75%

Strain Data Sheet

🧬THC22% - 25% (High)
🌿LineageSativa-Dominant Hybrid (Undisclosed Lineage)
🔬TypeFeminized Sativa
🌡ClimateWarm / Mediterranean, long season
📅HarvestLate Sept – Oct, UK outdoor (typical)
📏Height120 – 200 cm (typical)
⚖️YieldMedium – High
🏠Yield Indoor400 – 500 g/m² (typical)
🌳Yield Outdoor400 – 600 g/plant (typical)
Flowering Timewithin 65 days

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Cat Piss Feminized — Breeder Information

Royal King Genetics

Bred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.

Stabilisation Level
F4
Generations
4+
Breeding Programme
Royal King Genetics Filial Programme — four-generation pheno fixing
Stabilisation Notes — What This Means for Your Grow

F4 stabilisation on Cat Piss. Each generation we cull aggressively against off-types — the F4 population reflects only the phenos that match the cultivar reference profile.

Breeding Goal

Stabilise the Cat Piss cross over four selection rounds.

Selection Focus

Chosen for vigour, manageable stretch and the cerebral terpene profile sativa growers buy this strain for.

Pollen / Mother Source

Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room — pollen taken from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.

Last Batch QC Verified
5 April 2026· 99%+ germination