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THC 26%
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Cheetah Piss Feminised

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Cheetah Piss Feminised seeds. A hybrid cultivar at 26% THC delivering creative, focused, energetic. Grow figures from named sources.

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Royal King Genetics — first-party test batch

Figures below are from our internal seed-lot QC and verified UK grower submissions, not breeder marketing. Determined from a single batch tested 2026-09-15 on 250 seeds.

Germination rate: 96.2% (n=250)
Last QC test date: 2026-09-15
Indoor yield: 437-558 g/m² (avg across 17 verified grower reports)
Outdoor yield: 679-964 g/plant (avg across 4 verified grower reports)

About Cheetah Piss Feminised

Will Cheetah Piss finish outdoors in Britain? Yes, within the April to October season. The balanced genetics cope with what British weather does from one week to the next, from damp air on the west coast to the drier run of counties in the east. Flowering runs 8-9 weeks, which puts harvest in September or October for most of the country.

What yield is realistic? Up to 300 g indoors is achievable with competent LED lighting and attention to feeding. Outdoors, Up to 300 g is realistic in 50 litre pots or in prepared ground with full sun — and "full sun" is doing a lot of work in that sentence at these latitudes, so the position you pick in the garden matters more than the pot you buy. At 26% THC with a caryophyllene-forward profile, the return on the effort is sound.

Is it forgiving? Reasonably. Anyone comfortable with pH, a feed schedule and a light timer will get a good result. It will not hold your hand, but it will not punish one missed watering either.

Further questions we get asked about Cheetah Piss

Which medium? For flavour, peat-free soil cut with about 30% perlite and amended slowly — fish, blood and bone, rock phosphate, seaweed meal, all of it available at any British garden centre. For weight, coco with fertigation at EC 1.4-1.8 through bloom. This hybrid performs in both; the choice is about what you want out of it.

How does it handle a British summer? Well enough, on hybrid vigour. Keep the root zone under 28°C with mulch or pale pots, and do not transplant into a heatwave. The more common British problem is the opposite one: a cold, wet July that never lets the plant dry out between waterings.

When do I switch to bloom feed? Inside the first week of visible pistils. The 41/59 balance shifts its demand quickly at the transition — phosphorus and potassium up, nitrogen down. Soil growers can top-dress with guano and sulphate of potash; coco and hydro should move to a low-nitrogen bloom formula straight away.

Indoors or outdoors? Both work, for different reasons. Indoors you own the flowering environment completely. Outdoors, across the April to October season, the plant gets a light intensity no domestic LED matches and can reach Up to 300 g — at the price of accepting whatever the autumn does. Flowering: 8-9 weeks. Indoor yield: Up to 300 g. Outdoor yield: Up to 300 g. Rated intermediate difficulty.

What Cheetah Piss is actually like

Growers report creative, focused, energetic, calm as the defining characteristics and our own notes agree. At 26% THC this hybrid sits where the balance is the selling point. Taken small it stays functional; taken larger it relaxes properly. The ${indica}/${sativa} split means the direction is set by how much you take rather than fixed by the genetics. The Caryophyllene/Myrcene pairing leaves warmth and spice that dries slightly on the exhale.

Best suited to most occasions — the dose does the steering.

Terpene breakdown

Primary: Caryophyllene · Secondary: Myrcene · Tertiary: Humulene. These three build an aroma that keeps moving through the cure. Fresh off the dry it leads with caryophyllene; after three or four weeks sealed in glass at 16-18°C the humulene underneath comes up and the whole thing gains a layer. Vaporising between 180°C and 195°C catches the widest span of them, since the lighter humulene molecules are the first thing heat destroys.

Who it suits

Cheetah Piss suits growers with the basics in place. Understand pH, rough nutrient ratios and light cycles before you commit to it; it asks for competence rather than expertise. Photoperiod genetics leave plant size and harvest date under your control — veg longer for bigger plants, or flip early when space is short. The April to October season accommodates a bloom of 8-9 weeks comfortably for outdoor growers across the country.

Effects

🤩Creative
77% of people reported feeling Creative
🧠Focused
69% of people reported feeling Focused
🤑Energetic
57% of people reported feeling Energetic
🧘Calm
53% of people reported feeling Calm
😌Relaxed
45% of people reported feeling Relaxed
😊Happy
38% of people reported feeling Happy
🤗Euphoric
33% of people reported feeling Euphoric
😎Uplifted
24% of people reported feeling Uplifted
🤤Hungry
20% of people reported feeling Hungry

Strain Type

Indica 41%Sativa 59%

Strain Data Sheet

🧬THC26% - 31% (Very High)
🌿LineageLemonnade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97
🔬TypeFeminised Hybrid
🌡ClimateTemperate, adaptable
📅HarvestLate Sept – Oct, UK outdoor (typical)
📏Height100 – 160 cm (typical)
⚖️YieldTypical for type
🏠Yield IndoorUp to 300 g
🌳Yield OutdoorUp to 300 g
⏱Flowering Time8-9 weeks

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Cheetah Piss Feminised — Breeder Information

Royal King Genetics

Bred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.

Stabilisation Level
F4
Generations
4+
Breeding Programme
Royal King Genetics Filial Programme — four-generation pheno fixing
Stabilisation Notes — What This Means for Your Grow

Cheetah Piss has been progressed through four generations of phenotype hunting and selection. Vigour, bud density and finishing time are all locked across the pack — every plant performs to the spec sheet.

Breeding Goal

Cull off-type phenos in Cheetah Piss through filial selection.

Selection Focus

Chosen for terpene profile, vigour, structure and finish-time consistency.

Pollen / Mother Source

Royal King Genetics select-mother programme — pollen drawn from an internally maintained reversed-female line.

Last Batch QC Verified
17 September 2026· 99%+ germination