
Gorilla Biscuit Feminised
Gorilla Biscuit Feminised — indica cannabis seeds suited to UK growing conditions. 18% THC with euphoric, creative, calm effects. Fast, discreet UK delivery.
Royal King Genetics — first-party test batch
Figures below are from our internal seed-lot QC and verified UK grower submissions, not breeder marketing. Determined from a single batch tested 2026-09-15 on 450 seeds.
About Gorilla Biscuit Feminised
Germination and early veg, days 1-14. Gorilla Biscuit seeds generally crack inside 48 hours on damp kitchen roll and break the surface around day three. Early growth came in squat and willing — broad seed leaves, then the wide dark fans the indica side is known for. Four nodes by day 14 with the internodes already tight. Damping off is rare around 70% relative humidity, which is also roughly what an unheated British room sits at in spring.
Veg, weeks 3-6. Side branching took off after a top at the fourth node. The plant held a 60cm square by week five and stayed under 40cm tall, which is the shape you want in the small tents most people actually own.
Bloom, weeks 1-10. This is where the 67/33 balance in Gorilla Biscuit showed itself. The linalool came up in week three and kept building; trichome cover was obvious to the naked eye from week five. Indoor yield: 450 gr/m². THC testing at 18%. Rated intermediate.
The rest of the diary
Mid-bloom, weeks 4-6. The change came quickly. Sites that were loose and wispy at week three closed into defined colas. Density went up almost daily; by week five a developing bud squeezed like a firm rubber ball. Fan leaves came off at the start of week four to move air through the bottom of the canopy, which mattered — the room sat around 55% humidity through a British autumn and dense flower at that density does not forgive still air.
Ripening, weeks 8-10. Feeding dropped to plain water for the last ten days. The linalool got strong enough that carbon filtration stopped being optional in a terraced house. Trichomes ran clear to milky across the final fortnight, amber showing on sugar leaves first. Around 15% amber on the calyxes is a common place to stop.
Drying and curing. Whole plant hung in the dark at 17°C and 58% humidity for twelve days — both numbers held by a dehumidifier, because an October room in this country will not hold either on its own. Stems snapped rather than bent, which is the test worth trusting. Four weeks in glass followed, burped twice daily for the first fortnight and once daily after. Final weight matched the 450 gr/m² figure. The myrcene was far more present after the cure than at harvest, which is the argument for curing properly: the process makes flavour rather than merely keeping it.
Flowering: ±70 days (approx 8-9 weeks). Indoor yield: 450 gr/m². Outdoor yield: 450 grams. Rated intermediate difficulty. Feminised seeds.
What Gorilla Biscuit is actually like
Growers report euphoric, creative, calm as the defining characteristics and our own notes agree. At 18% THC this indica sits where dose control starts to matter. A single bowl through a vaporiser at 185°C gives a manageable physical ease with the head still working, which is what most people want at the end of a day. Push the dose and it moves firmly towards sedation — the reason it tends to become a winter evening cultivar rather than an all-year one. The Linalool/Myrcene pairing leaves a finish that keeps changing across a session.
Best suited to quiet evenings, a film, recovery after exercise, and the hour before sleep.
Terpene breakdown
Primary: Linalool · Secondary: Myrcene · Tertiary: Caryophyllene. These three build an aroma that keeps moving through the cure. Fresh off the dry it leads with linalool; after three or four weeks sealed in glass at 16-18°C the caryophyllene underneath comes up and the whole thing gains a layer. Vaporising between 180°C and 195°C catches the widest span of them, since the lighter caryophyllene molecules are the first thing heat destroys.
Who it suits
Gorilla Biscuit suits growers with the basics in place. Understand pH, rough nutrient ratios and light cycles before you commit to it; it asks for competence rather than expertise. Photoperiod genetics leave plant size and harvest date under your control — veg longer for bigger plants, or flip early when space is short. The April to October season accommodates a bloom of ±70 days (approx 8-9 weeks) comfortably for outdoor growers across the country.
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Gorilla Biscuit Feminised — Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsBred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.
Gorilla Biscuit runs through our F4 programme. Four cycles of phenotype selection have removed the worst of the trait variation; what is left is a tight, predictable population for production.
Pin trichome saturation consistency across the Gorilla Biscuit population.
Chosen for indica vigour, compact bud formation and a reliable finish window.
Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room — pollen taken from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.