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Gorilla Cookies Auto — indica cannabis seeds suited to UK growing conditions. 24% THC with euphoric, creative, calm effects. Fast, discreet UK delivery.

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Royal King Genetics — first-party test batch

Figures below are from our internal seed-lot QC and verified UK grower submissions, not breeder marketing. Determined from a single batch tested 2026-09-10 on 300 seeds.

Germination rate: 98.0% (n=300)
Last QC test date: 2026-09-10
Indoor yield: 427-556 g/m² (avg across 7 verified grower reports)
Outdoor yield: 491-818 g/plant (avg across 6 verified grower reports)

About Gorilla Cookies Auto

Where you grow Gorilla Cookies in Britain matters less than when you start it. This is one temperate maritime climate with a real north-south gradient: the south coast opens and closes its season around a fortnight either side of the central belt or upland Wales. Heat is almost never the constraint here. The wet finish is — rain sitting in dense flower through late September and October is what starts botrytis, and it ends more British outdoor crops than every insect on the plot combined. That puts the 10 weeks seed to harvest flowering window and the bud structure ahead of everything else on this page. Under lights none of it applies: daylength, temperature and humidity are yours to set, and Gorilla Cookies can be run anywhere in the country on its merits.

The pressures on a British grow are fairly predictable. Damp is the first of them: botrytis in dense flower from September on, answered with open bud structure and moving air rather than with a spray. Indoors it is spider mite and thrips that arrive, and humidity above 60% in late bloom is what turns a contained problem into a lost room. Outdoors in a wet spring the slugs take more seedlings than every insect put together, and they do it overnight.

What Gorilla Cookies is actually like

Growers report euphoric, creative, calm as the defining characteristics and our own notes agree. At 24% THC this indica sits where dose control starts to matter. A single bowl through a vaporiser at 185°C gives a manageable physical ease with the head still working, which is what most people want at the end of a day. Push the dose and it moves firmly towards sedation — the reason it tends to become a winter evening cultivar rather than an all-year one. The Myrcene/Humulene pairing leaves earth and faint sweetness on the palate, with fruit at the end.

Best suited to quiet evenings, a film, recovery after exercise, and the hour before sleep.

Terpene breakdown

Primary: Myrcene · Secondary: Humulene · Tertiary: Linalool. These three build an aroma that keeps moving through the cure. Fresh off the dry it leads with myrcene; after three or four weeks sealed in glass at 16-18°C the linalool underneath comes up and the whole thing gains a layer. Vaporising between 180°C and 195°C catches the widest span of them, since the lighter linalool molecules are the first thing heat destroys.

Who it suits

Gorilla Cookies suits growers with the basics in place. Understand pH, rough nutrient ratios and light cycles before you commit to it; it asks for competence rather than expertise. Autoflowering genetics take the light cycle out of the equation, which suits balcony growers, anyone working around British daylight hours, and anyone who wants the whole thing over quickly. The April to October season accommodates a bloom of 10 weeks seed to harvest comfortably for outdoor growers across the country.

Effects

🤗Euphoric
74% of people reported feeling Euphoric
🤩Creative
70% of people reported feeling Creative
🧘Calm
60% of people reported feeling Calm
😌Relaxed
51% of people reported feeling Relaxed
😴Sleepy
52% of people reported feeling Sleepy
😊Happy
38% of people reported feeling Happy
🤤Hungry
34% of people reported feeling Hungry
🌿Stress Relief
20% of people reported feeling Stress Relief
💆Body High
17% of people reported feeling Body High

Strain Type

Indica 88%Sativa 12%

Strain Data Sheet

🧬THC24% - 28% (High)
🌿LineageGorilla Glue #4 × Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies
🔬TypeAutoflower Indica
🌡ClimateAll climates (adaptable)
📅Harvest≈ 10 – 11 weeks from seed (typical)
📏Height90-100 cm
⚖️YieldHigh
🏠Yield Indoor500-600 g/m2
🌳Yield Outdoor300-350g/plant
⏱Flowering Time10 weeks seed to harvest

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Gorilla Cookies Auto — Breeder Information

Royal King Genetics

Bred and stabilised in-house by Royal King Genetics — our internal breeding team. Every batch is QC'd and germ-tested above 99% before it ships. Read the full breeding process and about page.

Stabilisation Level
F5
Generations
5+
Breeding Programme
Autoflower Stabilisation (F5) — ruderalis trait fixing
Stabilisation Notes — What This Means for Your Grow

Five generations of selection on Gorilla Cookies to lock the autoflower trait. Auto trigger reliability and resin density expression both run uniform across the population — no rogue photoperiod plants in the pack.

Breeding Goal

Stabilise the recessive ruderalis trait in Gorilla Cookies for uniform auto-trigger.

Selection Focus

Chosen for indica vigour, compact bud formation and a reliable finish window.

Pollen / Mother Source

Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room — pollen taken from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.

Last Batch QC Verified
24 September 2026· 99%+ germination