Serious Happiness Feminised

Cured properly and opened cold, Serious Happiness leads with caryophyllene: dry black pepper that catches at the back of the throat, clove and warm wood underneath it. Underneath it myrcene adds depth and weight low down in the profile, and it reads mid-palate rather than on the first pass. This 55/45 hybrid tests at 16% THC, but potency is the least interesting number here: what separates Serious Happiness from the others on the same shelf is how the aroma behaves across a cure, and that is a question of storage and patience rather than genetics alone.

Chasing terpene expression in Serious Happiness pulls against chasing yield, and it is worth knowing which one you are doing before you start. The Caryophyllene/Myrcene/Humulene profile does its best work in living soil, where the microbial side produces secondary compounds a bottle cannot. That is easier here than it sounds: decent peat-free compost and worm castings are a garden centre purchase in most British towns.

Through the 60-70 days of bloom, stop foliar spraying after week two — anything landing on developing trichomes is still there at harvest and you will taste it. The final three weeks decide which terpenes dominate the cured flower: nights held at 16-18°C push caryophyllene forward, while a warmer finish protects the lighter humulene notes at the top.

The cure is where most of the flavour is lost in this country, and the reason is the weather. A 10-14 day hang wants 15-18°C at 55-60% relative humidity, which a British autumn will not give you in a spare room — a temperature-controlled cupboard or a wine fridge set to 16°C solves it for the price of one wasted harvest. Then into glass, burped twice a day for the first fortnight. The myrcene layer that makes this one worth growing does not appear until somewhere between weeks three and four in the jar.

Flowering: 60-70 days. Indoor yield: 400-500 g/m2. Outdoor yield: 500 grams. Rated intermediate difficulty.

Growers report relaxed, happy, euphoric as the defining characteristics and our own notes agree. At 16% THC this hybrid sits where the balance is the selling point. Taken small it stays functional; taken larger it relaxes properly. The ${indica}/${sativa} split means the direction is set by how much you take rather than fixed by the genetics. The Caryophyllene/Myrcene pairing leaves warmth and spice that dries slightly on the exhale.

Best suited to most occasions — the dose does the steering.

Primary: Caryophyllene · Secondary: Myrcene · Tertiary: Humulene. These three build an aroma that keeps moving through the cure. Fresh off the dry it leads with caryophyllene; after three or four weeks sealed in glass at 16-18°C the humulene underneath comes up and the whole thing gains a layer. Vaporising between 180°C and 195°C catches the widest span of them, since the lighter humulene molecules are the first thing heat destroys.

Serious Happiness suits growers with the basics in place. Understand pH, rough nutrient ratios and light cycles before you commit to it; it asks for competence rather than expertise. Photoperiod genetics leave plant size and harvest date under your control — veg longer for bigger plants, or flip early when space is short. The April to October season accommodates a bloom of 60-70 days comfortably for outdoor growers across the country.